http://dauncey.net The Dauncey Family Website en-us http://dauncey.net/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=8 The others arrived back from Nottingham so now Joe can stop feeling sorry for himself, after all it is Alex who's life is sooo unfair! http://dauncey.net/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=7 Most of the family is in Nottingham for half term.<br><br>Not all of them.<br><br>Oh no! There is at least one of them who is still in Hampshire. Going to work. Eating alone. Watching television alone... http://dauncey.net/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=6 In case you were wondering, our family is too lazy to contribute anything towards our website ...<br><br>Just for the elimination of any doubt.<br> http://dauncey.net/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=5 The Solent Youth for Christ Youth Leaders Forum is currently in BETA at <a href="http://syfc.co.uk/forum">http://syfc.co.uk/forum</a><br><br>Go and check it out http://dauncey.net/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=4 I'm in year two now so I'm the top of key stage one. I'm enjoying it so far but it's only been one half term! http://dauncey.net/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=3 Dan's just finished his first half term of school. He is knackered! http://dauncey.net/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=2 <div>If it is on, I must turn it off</div><br><div>If it is off, I must turn it on</div><br><div>If it is folded, I must unfold it</div><br><div>If it is a liquid, it must be shaken, then spilled. If it a solid, it must be crumbled, chewed or smeared</div><br><div>If it is high, it must be reached</div><br><div>If it is shelved, it must be unshelved. If it is pointed, it must be run with at top speed</div><br><div>If it has leaves, they must be picked</div><br><div>If it is plugged, it must be unplugged</div><br><div>If it is not trash, it must be thrown away. If it is in the trash, it must be removed, inspected, and thrown on the floor</div><br><div>If it is closed, it must be opened. If it does not open, it must be screamed at. If it has drawers, they must be rifled</div><br><div>If it is a pencil, it must write on the refrigerator, monitor, or table</div><br><div>If it is full, it will be more interesting emptied. If it is empty, it will be more interesting full. If it is a pile of dirt, it must be laid upon</div><br><div>If it is stroller, it must under no circumstances be ridden in without protest. It must be pushed by me instead. If it has a flat surface, it must be banged upon. If Mommy's hands are full, I must be carried. If Mommy is in a hurry and wants to carry me, I must walk alone</div><br><div>If it is paper, it must be torn</div><br><div>If it has buttons, they must be pressed</div><br><div>If the volume is low, it must go high. If it is toilet paper, it must be unrolled on the floor. If it is a drawer, it must be pulled upon</div><br><div>If it is a toothbrush, it must be inserted into my mouth. If it has a faucet, it must be turned on at full force</div><br><div>If it is a phone, I must talk to it</div><br><div>If it is a bug, it must be swallowed. If it doesn't stay on my spoon, it must be dropped on the floor. If it is not food, it must be tasted. If it is dry, it must be made wet with drool, milk, or toilet water</div><br><div>If it is a carseat, it must be protested with arched back</div><br><div>If it is Mommy, it must be hugged. I am a toddler!<br></div><br><div>Author unknown (from crosswalk.com)<br></div><br><strong>Some proposed additions from Grandmummy Jude:<br></strong><br><div>If I can't have it, I want it. If you give it to me, I don't want it<br><br>When asked to be quiet, scream and shout. When asked to speak to G'mummy Jude on the phone, keep quiet<br><br>Told to be nice to my brother, so thump him<br><br>And just to keep you on your toes, if you're expecting me to be bad, I go all soft and cuddly!</div><br> http://dauncey.net/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1 I just set up this website !<br><br>Joe